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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Corrupti corporis sit reprehenderit facilis nam.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

What differences in hiring practices have you observed between Fortune 100 companies and smaller companies?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Five dead in latest Israeli shootings of Gazans seeking aid, say local officials - Financial Times

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

A Korean Stuido made Stellar Blade and Japanese stuido is remastering Lollipop Chainsaw. So why are western developers so aginst to cenvtunal female beauty?

No way

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

No, not a chance

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Minds and Behinds

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So, the docs changed it to read

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Portugal beat Spain on penalties to win Nations League - Yahoo Sports

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Still no good

Pokemon Scarlet And Violet's Free Switch 2 Update Is Now Live - GameSpot

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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